Another month is just about to start and I’m looking forward to more exhilarating conversations with telephone companies wanting to introduce me to their exciting new tariffs that will save me a fortune. That and the fact that my local exchange has recently been upgraded.
I’ve got news for all the telephone companies out there, I need information about telephone tariffs like I need a second arse.
My local exchange has been upgraded every month for as long as I can remember; it’s probably running 23rd century technology by now!
What would be useful is a curly lead for my telephone that doesn’t kink after half a dozen calls but nobody seems to have got that nailed yet.