Sandra Gregory

Sandra Gregory is too stupid to be allowed out on her own. Jailed in Thailand in the 1990′s for drug smuggling, she gets away with a life sentence commuted to 25 years and gets pardoned by the King of Thailand in 2000. For most people that would be enough but, oh no, the stupid woman tries to go back to ‘tie up some loose ends’ and has been deported today. She should have been sectioned.

Tiger Woods

I know, he’s the richest sports-person in the World. Everyone seems to want to know. The car crash is very odd and he appears to have more mistresses than I’ve had hot dinners. But, it’s so not interesting, except to the pathetic, sad sheep…

Camden Council vs Dr Richard Dawood

Dr Dawood parks his scooter on a strip of land outside his surgery and has done for years, after all, he does own the land! But that’s not good enough for Camden Council who regularly issue him with parking tickets. The good doctor has lost his case in court as, apparently, Camden Council can do this because there’s no barrier between the road and his surgery.

I’m willing to bet that if the good doctor applies for planning consent to build a barrier on his own land at his own expense it will get turned down! He might be better off talking to the chap who found a loophole in the law against parking a scooter on the pavement revealed here.