“This system is so simple I taught my daughter to use it in just one hour!”

“My grandmother is now wealthy using this system”

“I’m even making money from my holiday home in Barbados!”

Yeah, right! If it was that easy we’d all be doing it or, rather we wouldn’t, who would do everything else? In other words the bins wouldn’t get emptied because the binmen (sorry, recycling operatives) would be getting rich trading or selling commodities etc. Who would be growing food, teaching the kids, building houses etc?

Sadly, we can’t all sit on our fat arses doing bugger-all and getting rich. So, if you really feel the urge to spend a load of cash and get nowt for it, send it to me and I’ll spend it on wine, great food and holidays! I’ll even send you a thank-you note listing what I spent it on – now that’s got to be a good deal